Climate Jokers Pillows

'As a Northern couple we've always believed in microclimate change; put on some shorts and a T-shirt and you might as well be in Torremolinos.'

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

"Hot enough for you?"

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

Minnesota Weather.

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

'Unusual weather for June'

To Antarctica

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

'She's no ladybird Stan...' - Ladybird says 'bum...bottom.'

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

"There's a fly in my soup."

Cut down your own tree.

"I told you not to get central heating."

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

'Boy it's hot today!'

"Promise me that you won't use this to buy anything that will increase carbon dioxide in the atmosphere."

"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"