Climate Jokers Prints

'As a Northern couple we've always believed in microclimate change; put on some shorts and a T-shirt and you might as well be in Torremolinos.'

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

"Hot enough for you?"

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Minnesota Weather.

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

A man squashed by a giant leaf

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

'Unusual weather for June'

To Antarctica

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

'She's no ladybird Stan...' - Ladybird says 'bum...bottom.'

"There's a fly in my soup."

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

Cut down your own tree.

"I told you not to get central heating."

"Promise me that you won't use this to buy anything that will increase carbon dioxide in the atmosphere."

British Heatwave

"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"

Hey, I think I'm going to like global warming.