Climate Joke Lover Prints

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

Minnesota Weather.

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'Unusual weather for June'

To Antarctica

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

Carbon suicide

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

Gas Cow

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

"I told you not to get central heating."

The robins are back, look!

Hey, I think I'm going to like global warming.

"Promise me that you won't use this to buy anything that will increase carbon dioxide in the atmosphere."

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

British Heatwave

'Boy it's hot today!'

"My wife said this place is climate controlled."

'I first became concerned when I noticed how much faster the ice was melting in my gin and tonic.'