Climate Change Jokers Pillows

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Minnesota Weather.

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

'Unusual weather for June'

To Antarctica

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

"I told you not to get central heating."

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

Trees talking, "Hey your roots are showing"

'Boy it's hot today!'

Hey, I think I'm going to like global warming.

"It's the hottest since records began."

British Heatwave

"Promise me that you won't use this to buy anything that will increase carbon dioxide in the atmosphere."

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

Carbon Trading

'Of course it's worth it, think of the water we're saving.'

'It's a bad combination, global warming and hot flashes.'