Climate Change Jokers Gifts

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

Minnesota Weather.

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

'Unusual weather for June'

To Antarctica

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

Hello, is this Lucille? This is Lars Fusco. We met about 20 years ago at a party. You said I should call you when hell freezes over, and I wanted to clarify something which I've been wondering about over the years. At that time, were you aware of global warming?

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

"I told you not to get central heating."

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

Did you hear about the latest oil spill, Gloria? Let me guess

"Promise me that you won't use this to buy anything that will increase carbon dioxide in the atmosphere."

British Heatwave

Hey, I think I'm going to like global warming.

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

"It's the hottest since records began."

'Boy it's hot today!'

Trees talking, "Hey your roots are showing"

Carbon Trading

'It's a bad combination, global warming and hot flashes.'