Climate Change Chucklers Gifts

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

'It's not you Frank, it's this darn global warming!'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

Minnesota Weather.

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

US Winter Weather Map.

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

Welcome to the North Pole

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

Oh my goodness! Now these 500 cm of snow are melting!

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'