Climate Change Skeptic Humor Gifts

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Minnesota Weather.

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

'Unusual weather for June'

To Antarctica

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

Sub-Zero Gravity

Carbon suicide

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

Hello, is this Lucille? This is Lars Fusco. We met about 20 years ago at a party. You said I should call you when hell freezes over, and I wanted to clarify something which I've been wondering about over the years. At that time, were you aware of global warming?

"I told you not to get central heating."

"Promise me that you won't use this to buy anything that will increase carbon dioxide in the atmosphere."

'I first became concerned when I noticed how much faster the ice was melting in my gin and tonic.'

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? Global warming. Stop yer snivelling! You should be grateful! But … No more pretending not to hate your friend's ugly cardigan sweaters. No more lumbago or arthritis acting up every time there's a cold spell. We could walk around in the buff year-round and still be toasty. The benefits are endless! But it's so hot! HOJ.

Hey, I think I'm going to like global warming.

'Boy it's hot today!'

"My wife said this place is climate controlled."

The robins are back, look!

British Heatwave