Climate Change Skeptic Humor Mugs

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

Minnesota Weather.

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

'Unusual weather for June'

To Antarctica

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

Carbon suicide

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

"I told you not to get central heating."

"Promise me that you won't use this to buy anything that will increase carbon dioxide in the atmosphere."

"My wife said this place is climate controlled."

Hey, I think I'm going to like global warming.

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

'I first became concerned when I noticed how much faster the ice was melting in my gin and tonic.'

British Heatwave

The robins are back, look!

'Boy it's hot today!'

Carbon Trading