Climate Change Jokester Mugs

'On the plus side, this isn't the Somerset Levels.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

US Winter Weather Map.

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

Welcome to the North Pole

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

"It's from your Aunt Arctica. And if you like that gift, just wait... that's only the tip of the iceberg!"

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'