Climate Jokester Mugs

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

Nice try, but you can't blame your empty highball on global warming.

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

Minnesota Weather.

US Winter Weather Map.

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

Welcome to the North Pole

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

"When I told you to acquire waterfront property, nobody believed in global warming!"

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"