Chilly Climate Jokester Mugs

'It's frozen solid Darling: We're not meant to have aquariums...'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"I love this time of year."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Greco-polar wrestling

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

My tail's cold.

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Sub-Zero Gravity

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

Deep Snow All Around

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

'I'm not the first visionary who's been accused of extreme optimism.'

Can't a guy have a hobby?

"Now, maybe you'll see why I want the thermostat kept below 32 degrees."

"My wife said this place is climate controlled."

Seven Layers.