Climate Humor Appreciator Gifts

'I first became concerned when I noticed how much faster the ice was melting in my gin and tonic.'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

Minnesota Weather.

US Winter Weather Map.

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

Welcome to the North Pole

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

Gas Cow

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

"When I told you to acquire waterfront property, nobody believed in global warming!"