Climate Comic Appreciator Gifts

Cold Snowman.

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

US Winter Weather Map.

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

Welcome to the North Pole

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

"When I told you to acquire waterfront property, nobody believed in global warming!"

Carbon suicide

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

"I told you not to get central heating."

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Polar bears separated by broken ice. One says: 'You must come over to ours for Boxing Day.'