Climate Comic Appreciator Gifts

Cold Snowman.

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

US Winter Weather Map.

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

Welcome to the North Pole

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

"When I told you to acquire waterfront property, nobody believed in global warming!"

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

Carbon suicide

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

"I told you not to get central heating."