Climate Conscious Comic Fan Gifts

"It's my latest invention! -- We can use it to melt those pesky glaciers!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

Gas Cow

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

"Hello, county? You folks are over doing the mosquito fogging today!"

Snowman in the middle of summer asks: 'Is it cold, or is it just me?'

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

(Mars weather): 'Very hot and dry, bitterly cold nights, ad no precipitation for the next several million years.'

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

"Surely it can't be normal for a penguin to suffer from chilblains!"

'Global Warming Conference'.

Global warming can't come soon enough for me!

"I'm okay with channel three storm team and channel four early warning team, but channel five global warming team scares."

'Global warming is having a positive effect here. For the great number facing our already hot, hot temperatures...these will now be getting hotter and hotter!'

'Did my ice just melt or is it getting hotter out here?'

'I can't stand much more global warming.'

Following the Ice Age, came the rarely mentioned, Sloppy Age.

Endangered Species

Fish swimming by window in house

"With out new super-fast computers we can get the forecast wrong twice as fast as we used to!"

Cold Snowman.

'I know that it's a hot day and that you've been on your feet all day, but get them out of that refrigerated display cabinet!'

'The Thompsons moved to Florida, the Jacobs to Arizona, but we're still padding around on this damned iceberg!'

Save the trees - Buy me deodorant

Fungus Fish-Foods.