Climate Conscious Comic Fan Gifts

"It's my latest invention! -- We can use it to melt those pesky glaciers!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

Gas Cow

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

(Mars weather): 'Very hot and dry, bitterly cold nights, ad no precipitation for the next several million years.'

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

"Hello, county? You folks are over doing the mosquito fogging today!"

Snowman in the middle of summer asks: 'Is it cold, or is it just me?'

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

"Surely it can't be normal for a penguin to suffer from chilblains!"

'I can't stand much more global warming.'

Global warming can't come soon enough for me!

'Global Warming Conference'.

'Global warming is having a positive effect here. For the great number facing our already hot, hot temperatures...these will now be getting hotter and hotter!'

'Did my ice just melt or is it getting hotter out here?'

"I'm okay with channel three storm team and channel four early warning team, but channel five global warming team scares."

Fish swimming by window in house

Following the Ice Age, came the rarely mentioned, Sloppy Age.

Endangered Species

"With out new super-fast computers we can get the forecast wrong twice as fast as we used to!"

'I know that it's a hot day and that you've been on your feet all day, but get them out of that refrigerated display cabinet!'

'The Thompsons moved to Florida, the Jacobs to Arizona, but we're still padding around on this damned iceberg!'

Save the trees - Buy me deodorant

Fungus Fish-Foods.