Environmental Comic Fan Gifts

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

Flyfishing for dummies.

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"Killing the environment with sackfuls of gift tat, i-gadgets, single-use packaging, and novelty socks - anything other than: 'Ho-Ho-Ho!' to add to your defense?"

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

"Come here often?"

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

'Apparently, the antelopes are lobbying for an anti-stalking law to be passed...'

"Group hugs never work out too well for porcupines."

Firewood for Sale

"Hello, county? You folks are over doing the mosquito fogging today!"

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

(Mars weather): 'Very hot and dry, bitterly cold nights, ad no precipitation for the next several million years.'

No, I'm afraid I don't know any songs in the death metal genre.

Inconvenient

'Having one of those days I see.'

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

'What? It was the 'LORD of the jungle'? Ooops... I thought he was called 'LUNCH of the jungle...'

'Did my ice just melt or is it getting hotter out here?'

'Global Warming Conference'.

Endangered Species

"You're using forelegs? That's disgusting!"

Butt Wig (Colour)

'I can't stand much more global warming.'

"I'm okay with channel three storm team and channel four early warning team, but channel five global warming team scares."