Eco-comic Lover Gifts

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

Water company bonus.

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

"Hello, county? You folks are over doing the mosquito fogging today!"

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.

"The hell with natural selection..."

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

"There's sewage in the rivers, there's sewage in the lakes. We'd be right at home living in the country."

'Did my ice just melt or is it getting hotter out here?'

'Global warming is having a positive effect here. For the great number facing our already hot, hot temperatures...these will now be getting hotter and hotter!'

Why the mammoth died out. (Turned into wastepaper bins.)

"I'm okay with channel three storm team and channel four early warning team, but channel five global warming team scares."

Endangered Species

No, that's a tourist - I only eat locally grown.

Save the trees - Buy me deodorant

Fungus Fish-Foods.

"You look great! How did you lose the weight?"

'We've had so many floods around here that we just, sort of evolved.'

" are called 'whoosh', 'whoosh', I asked them."

"It's my latest invention! -- We can use it to melt those pesky glaciers!"

"The place hasn't been the same since that hole in the ozone opened up!"

Biofuel

"I got four years for robbery plus five years extra for carrying the money I stole in a plastic bag!"

'My candy man prefers eco-friendly transport...A drug mule.'