Environmental Comic Lover Gifts

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Hello, county? You folks are over doing the mosquito fogging today!"

Water company bonus.

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

The Ultimate Green Office!

"Better imaginary than extinct."

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

Emergency life raft.

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

'Oil stocks rallied today on news that a tanker ran aground and sprung a big leak in Prudhoe bay.'

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

"The hell with natural selection..."

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

"I'm okay with channel three storm team and channel four early warning team, but channel five global warming team scares."

Endangered Species

"There's sewage in the rivers, there's sewage in the lakes. We'd be right at home living in the country."

'Did my ice just melt or is it getting hotter out here?'

'Global warming is having a positive effect here. For the great number facing our already hot, hot temperatures...these will now be getting hotter and hotter!'

Global warming can't come soon enough for me!

No, that's a tourist - I only eat locally grown.

Fungus Fish-Foods.

Save the trees - Buy me deodorant

Helicopter approaches oil spill with giant vinegar jar.

'There are whalers around here, so I try not to surface: Hence the snorkel...'

'We've had so many floods around here that we just, sort of evolved.'

The bear inspects and eats the garbage.