Climate Conscious Comic Lover Gifts

"I'm okay with channel three storm team and channel four early warning team, but channel five global warming team scares."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Snowman in the middle of summer asks: 'Is it cold, or is it just me?'

(Mars weather): 'Very hot and dry, bitterly cold nights, ad no precipitation for the next several million years.'

"Hello, county? You folks are over doing the mosquito fogging today!"

'...Inhabitants north of the planet have got to be stark, raving mad...'

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

Sunblock 2025

Global warming can't come soon enough for me!

'Global Warming Conference'.

'Global warming is having a positive effect here. For the great number facing our already hot, hot temperatures...these will now be getting hotter and hotter!'

'Did my ice just melt or is it getting hotter out here?'

'I can't stand much more global warming.'

Following the Ice Age, came the rarely mentioned, Sloppy Age.

Endangered Species

'Becuase of global warming reduce by 10 degrees!'

Fish swimming by window in house

"You look great! How did you lose the weight?"

Cold Snowman.

'The Thompsons moved to Florida, the Jacobs to Arizona, but we're still padding around on this damned iceberg!'

Save the trees - Buy me deodorant

Fungus Fish-Foods.

Fire danger.