Climate Comic Fan Gifts

(Mars weather): 'Very hot and dry, bitterly cold nights, ad no precipitation for the next several million years.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

Carbon suicide

Gas Cow

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Snowman in the middle of summer asks: 'Is it cold, or is it just me?'

"My wife said this place is climate controlled."

'...Inhabitants north of the planet have got to be stark, raving mad...'

'I just had another LOUSY hot shower this morning.'

"Surely it can't be normal for a penguin to suffer from chilblains!"

'Global warming is having a positive effect here. For the great number facing our already hot, hot temperatures...these will now be getting hotter and hotter!'

"I'm okay with channel three storm team and channel four early warning team, but channel five global warming team scares."

Fish swimming by window in house

'I can't stand much more global warming.'

Global warming can't come soon enough for me!

'Did my ice just melt or is it getting hotter out here?'

'Becuase of global warming reduce by 10 degrees!'

"First Noah said rain, then flooding, next thing it will be all due to global warming."

Sunblock 2025

Following the Ice Age, came the rarely mentioned, Sloppy Age.

'Global Warming Conference'.

"With out new super-fast computers we can get the forecast wrong twice as fast as we used to!"

'Too cold at home, too hot here: You can't stop complaining can you?'

'I know that it's a hot day and that you've been on your feet all day, but get them out of that refrigerated display cabinet!'

Fire danger.

Remote controlled global warming