Climate Comic Gifts

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Snowman in the middle of summer asks: 'Is it cold, or is it just me?'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

US Winter Weather Map.

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

Welcome to the North Pole

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

Sub-Zero Gravity

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

Gas Cow

"When I told you to acquire waterfront property, nobody believed in global warming!"

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"I'm beginning to think getting central heating was a mistake."

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Repent! End of World is Near!. . . Wait for World's End at Joe's Bar & Grill.

"If it weren't for the hole in the ozone, our view wouldn't be half this good."

The Abominable Snow Shark.

Polar bears separated by broken ice. One says: 'You must come over to ours for Boxing Day.'

'I just had another LOUSY hot shower this morning.'

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

The robins are back, look!

"If we come across Punxsutawney Phil, you have my permission to gut him."