Climate Comic Mugs

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Snowman in the middle of summer asks: 'Is it cold, or is it just me?'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

US Winter Weather Map.

Welcome to the North Pole

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

Gas Cow

"When I told you to acquire waterfront property, nobody believed in global warming!"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

"I'm beginning to think getting central heating was a mistake."

"If we come across Punxsutawney Phil, you have my permission to gut him."

The Abominable Snow Shark.

(Mars weather): 'Very hot and dry, bitterly cold nights, ad no precipitation for the next several million years.'

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Repent! End of World is Near!. . . Wait for World's End at Joe's Bar & Grill.

The robins are back, look!

Polar bears separated by broken ice. One says: 'You must come over to ours for Boxing Day.'

"If it weren't for the hole in the ozone, our view wouldn't be half this good."

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

Cactus in hot sun: 'I want to be a snowbird too!'