Climate Comic Lover Gifts

Global warming can't come soon enough for me!

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

Carbon suicide

Gas Cow

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Snowman in the middle of summer asks: 'Is it cold, or is it just me?'

"Hello, county? You folks are over doing the mosquito fogging today!"

"My wife said this place is climate controlled."

'...Inhabitants north of the planet have got to be stark, raving mad...'

(Mars weather): 'Very hot and dry, bitterly cold nights, ad no precipitation for the next several million years.'

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

"Surely it can't be normal for a penguin to suffer from chilblains!"

'Did my ice just melt or is it getting hotter out here?'

Fish swimming by window in house

Sunblock 2025

'Global warming is having a positive effect here. For the great number facing our already hot, hot temperatures...these will now be getting hotter and hotter!'

"I'm okay with channel three storm team and channel four early warning team, but channel five global warming team scares."

'I can't stand much more global warming.'

Following the Ice Age, came the rarely mentioned, Sloppy Age.

"First Noah said rain, then flooding, next thing it will be all due to global warming."

'Becuase of global warming reduce by 10 degrees!'

'Global Warming Conference'.

"With out new super-fast computers we can get the forecast wrong twice as fast as we used to!"

'Too cold at home, too hot here: You can't stop complaining can you?'

"You look great! How did you lose the weight?"