Climate Comic Lover Gifts

Global warming can't come soon enough for me!

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

Carbon suicide

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

Gas Cow

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Snowman in the middle of summer asks: 'Is it cold, or is it just me?'

'...Inhabitants north of the planet have got to be stark, raving mad...'

(Mars weather): 'Very hot and dry, bitterly cold nights, ad no precipitation for the next several million years.'

"Hello, county? You folks are over doing the mosquito fogging today!"

"My wife said this place is climate controlled."

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

"Surely it can't be normal for a penguin to suffer from chilblains!"

'Global Warming Conference'.

"First Noah said rain, then flooding, next thing it will be all due to global warming."

Sunblock 2025

'I can't stand much more global warming.'

"I'm okay with channel three storm team and channel four early warning team, but channel five global warming team scares."

Following the Ice Age, came the rarely mentioned, Sloppy Age.

'Did my ice just melt or is it getting hotter out here?'

Fish swimming by window in house

'Global warming is having a positive effect here. For the great number facing our already hot, hot temperatures...these will now be getting hotter and hotter!'

'Becuase of global warming reduce by 10 degrees!'

"With out new super-fast computers we can get the forecast wrong twice as fast as we used to!"

'Too cold at home, too hot here: You can't stop complaining can you?'

'I know that it's a hot day and that you've been on your feet all day, but get them out of that refrigerated display cabinet!'