Climate Change Comic Lover Gifts

'We've had so many floods around here that we just, sort of evolved.'

'Did my ice just melt or is it getting hotter out here?'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

"So you're looking for a fate who can reduce your carbon footprint?"

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

"Promise me that you won't use this to buy anything that will increase carbon dioxide in the atmosphere."

(Mars weather): 'Very hot and dry, bitterly cold nights, ad no precipitation for the next several million years.'

"Hello, county? You folks are over doing the mosquito fogging today!"

Snowman in the middle of summer asks: 'Is it cold, or is it just me?'

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

'...Inhabitants north of the planet have got to be stark, raving mad...'

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

Carbon Trading

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

'It's a bad combination, global warming and hot flashes.'

"I'm okay with channel three storm team and channel four early warning team, but channel five global warming team scares."

Sunblock 2025

Global warming can't come soon enough for me!

'Becuase of global warming reduce by 10 degrees!'

'Global warming is having a positive effect here. For the great number facing our already hot, hot temperatures...these will now be getting hotter and hotter!'

'I can't stand much more global warming.'

Fish swimming by window in house

Following the Ice Age, came the rarely mentioned, Sloppy Age.

'Global Warming Conference'.

'Too cold at home, too hot here: You can't stop complaining can you?'

"You look great! How did you lose the weight?"

Fire danger.