Climate Change Comic Relief Gifts

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

US Winter Weather Map.

Welcome to the North Pole

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

Sub-Zero Gravity

"When I told you to acquire waterfront property, nobody believed in global warming!"

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

(Mars weather): 'Very hot and dry, bitterly cold nights, ad no precipitation for the next several million years.'

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Snowman in the middle of summer asks: 'Is it cold, or is it just me?'

Polar bears separated by broken ice. One says: 'You must come over to ours for Boxing Day.'

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

The robins are back, look!

"Promise me that you won't use this to buy anything that will increase carbon dioxide in the atmosphere."

"If it weren't for the hole in the ozone, our view wouldn't be half this good."

"I'm beginning to think getting central heating was a mistake."

Carbon Trading

Cactus in hot sun: 'I want to be a snowbird too!'

'It's a bad combination, global warming and hot flashes.'

"This is the irrefutable proof that the world will end in 35 minutes. With this knowledge we can make millions! We just have to be damn fast. . ."