Climate Change Comic Relief Gifts

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

US Winter Weather Map.

Welcome to the North Pole

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

"When I told you to acquire waterfront property, nobody believed in global warming!"

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Snowman in the middle of summer asks: 'Is it cold, or is it just me?'

(Mars weather): 'Very hot and dry, bitterly cold nights, ad no precipitation for the next several million years.'

"I'm beginning to think getting central heating was a mistake."

The robins are back, look!

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

"Promise me that you won't use this to buy anything that will increase carbon dioxide in the atmosphere."

Polar bears separated by broken ice. One says: 'You must come over to ours for Boxing Day.'

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"If it weren't for the hole in the ozone, our view wouldn't be half this good."

Carbon Trading

Cactus in hot sun: 'I want to be a snowbird too!'

'It's a bad combination, global warming and hot flashes.'

"This is the irrefutable proof that the world will end in 35 minutes. With this knowledge we can make millions! We just have to be damn fast. . ."

Down from the Himalayas, where the glaciers are not melting, the vacationing yeti basks in the global warming of Washington DC.