"Don't ask me about the economy, going forward. I was the boss of the banks in the 2008 crash."
Crisis Comic Relief Gifts
Searching for a gift that offers a hilarious escape from everyday stress? Our collection of creative and funny items perfectly blends humor and art, making them ideal for anyone who loves comic relief during challenging times.
"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."
Overjumpers
Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!
"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."
"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."
"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"
"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"
Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff
Dog Birthdays
When Holy Cows Are Sent Out To 'Pastor'.
"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."
'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'
Break Glass in Case of Stress
Tourist in the desert
'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'
'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'
"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"
Bureau of Missing Door Knobs
"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."
Of course I've not dusted - You know I favour a matt finish!'
"I shouldn't worry if I were you. You have a habit of landing on your feet..!"
'On Company Time: A Novel'
"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."
Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time
'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'
"You've got pussyfooting from 10 to 11, shilly-shallying until 12, then hemming and hawing the rest of the afternoon."
'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'
Do you think I have a problem delegating?
"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."
'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'
'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'
One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.
'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'
'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'
Crisis Comic Relief Gifts Collection
Crisis Comic Relief Mugs
Explore our collection of comic relief mugs and bring humor to their daily routine with clever, funny designs.
Crisis Comic Relief Pillows
Brighten their space with our witty pillows, combining comfort and comic relief in one humorous package.
Crisis Comic Relief Prints
Find the perfect humorous accent in our collection of prints, ideal for adding a touch of comic relief to any room.
Crisis Comic Relief T-Shirts
Check out our comic relief t-shirts, where humor and creativity combine to make the perfect gift for laughter lovers.