Crisis Cartoonist Gifts

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

"I shouldn't worry if I were you. You have a habit of landing on your feet..!"

Gentleman, things are worse than we thought.

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

'Just hold on! Screaming never solved anything.'

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

In case of fake news about a phony emergency ring false alarm.

How will this impact me?

Jetsgo out of business.

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

"That's a relief - I thought you said crisis meeting..."

Investor loses shirt in Eurozone meltdown.

"I always put things off until the last minute."

2020 Panic Room

Bear Market.

Banana Midlife Crisis

'If the global economy goes bust, there's a middle east war, and ocean levels rise. . .our 'Armageddon fund' will do just fine.'

'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Pessimists saw a ship sinking. Optimists saw that they needn't worry about the Norovirus.

Noah's Ark

'You say he needs 'ventilatory support' - are we talking boxers or Y-fronts?'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Repent! End of World is Near!. . . Wait for World's End at Joe's Bar & Grill.