Crisis Comic Fan Gifts

"I shouldn't worry if I were you. You have a habit of landing on your feet..!"

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A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Non-Drip ?

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

'We want you to start working from home. And not for us.'

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

Exposed and imprisoned.

Gentleman, things are worse than we thought.

"You got this, Nana."

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'It will cure every ailment known to man, the only side effect is, you'll choke to death trying to swallow it.'

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

'Just hold on! Screaming never solved anything.'

"Ahoy!"

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

In case of fake news about a phony emergency ring false alarm.

How will this impact me?

Desert Island Water skiing.

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"