Crisis Comic Collector Gifts

Investor loses shirt in Eurozone meltdown.

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome Spring.

'Super Dog'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Bears catching fish

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Oh Hi!'