"It's a 300 page government questionaire about cutting back on bureaucracy."
Office Comic Relief Gifts
Seeking a gift that offers a laugh at work? Our range of fun and witty items focused on office humor is designed to brighten up tedious days and add some comic relief to your colleague's or boss's workspace. Whether it's a cheeky mug, a humorous print, or a playful t-shirt, these products make offices more lively and enjoyable. Discover the ideal gift to lift spirits and inject some fun into dull moments.
Do you think I have a problem delegating?
'Have I told you how much I value your work?'
'He came in for a job interview three hours ago, and I made the mistake of telling him to make himself comfortable.'
"Sorry, dear, I can't get away now."
"Thanks For Taking Time Out Of Your Busy Day To Chat. Let's Start with Introductions."
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'Sorry, I'm afraid I have my hands full with Carol Singers at the moment..'
"Well I don't find it amusing Crudwell."
'Some book-keeping, photocopying, general office duties and some danger...'
"How soon can you start?"
"Stop after leaving that 85th message. We don't want to sound desperate."
"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."
Overjumpers
Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!
"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."
"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."
"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"
"Barlow, it's come to my attention that you've called in, 'Playing Possum' 8 days this month."
'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'
"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."
'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'
"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."
"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"
"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."
Dog Birthdays
When Holy Cows Are Sent Out To 'Pastor'.
'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'
'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'
"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."
"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"
"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."
Break Glass in Case of Stress
Tourist in the desert
"You've been replaced by a new AI program, but we can keep you on until it's finished it's vacation."
Office Comic Relief Gifts Collection
Office Comic Relief Mugs
Looking for more humorous office mugs? Explore our collection of funny coffee cups that add personality to every workday.
Office Comic Relief Pillows
Check out our funny and cozy pillows designed to bring humor and comfort to any office or home workspace.
Office Comic Relief Prints
Browse our witty prints that add a splash of humor and personality to your office or home decor.
Office Comic Relief T-Shirts
Discover our humorous office T-shirts that combine comfort with comedy, perfect for anyone who loves to inject wit into their wardrobe.