Climate Comics Gifts

'Too cold at home, too hot here: You can't stop complaining can you?'

"We only got six days of funding."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

US Winter Weather Map.

The Moon Made from Cheese

Welcome to the North Pole

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

Mr. Science Times

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

Gas Cow

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

"When I told you to acquire waterfront property, nobody believed in global warming!"

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

An astronaut with a little alien drilling into his helmet.

'That's right. I took all your money and didn't teach you a darn thing -- enlightening, isn't it?'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'