Climate Comics Gifts

'Too cold at home, too hot here: You can't stop complaining can you?'

"We only got six days of funding."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

US Winter Weather Map.

Welcome to the North Pole

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

The Moon Made from Cheese

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

Mr. Science Times

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

Sub-Zero Gravity

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

"When I told you to acquire waterfront property, nobody believed in global warming!"

Gas Cow

An astronaut with a little alien drilling into his helmet.

'That's right. I took all your money and didn't teach you a darn thing -- enlightening, isn't it?'

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."