Climate Comic Enthusiast Gifts

'Global Warming Conference'.

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

Remote controlled global warming

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

US Winter Weather Map.

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

Welcome to the North Pole

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

Gas Cow

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'