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'Global Warming Conference'.

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

Remote controlled global warming

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

US Winter Weather Map.

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

Welcome to the North Pole

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

"When I told you to acquire waterfront property, nobody believed in global warming!"

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

Gas Cow

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'