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'The Thompsons moved to Florida, the Jacobs to Arizona, but we're still padding around on this damned iceberg!'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

Carbon suicide

Gas Cow

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

"My wife said this place is climate controlled."

(Mars weather): 'Very hot and dry, bitterly cold nights, ad no precipitation for the next several million years.'

Snowman in the middle of summer asks: 'Is it cold, or is it just me?'

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

"Surely it can't be normal for a penguin to suffer from chilblains!"

'I can't stand much more global warming.'

Global warming can't come soon enough for me!

'Global warming is having a positive effect here. For the great number facing our already hot, hot temperatures...these will now be getting hotter and hotter!'

'Did my ice just melt or is it getting hotter out here?'

'Global Warming Conference'.

Fish swimming by window in house

"I'm okay with channel three storm team and channel four early warning team, but channel five global warming team scares."

A cactus growing on an igloo

Following the Ice Age, came the rarely mentioned, Sloppy Age.

"First Noah said rain, then flooding, next thing it will be all due to global warming."

"With out new super-fast computers we can get the forecast wrong twice as fast as we used to!"

'Too cold at home, too hot here: You can't stop complaining can you?'

"You look great! How did you lose the weight?"

Cold Snowman.

'I know that it's a hot day and that you've been on your feet all day, but get them out of that refrigerated display cabinet!'

Remote controlled global warming

'We've had so many floods around here that we just, sort of evolved.'