Climate Change Comics Enthusiast T-Shirts

Following the Ice Age, came the rarely mentioned, Sloppy Age.

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

"So you're looking for a fate who can reduce your carbon footprint?"

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

"Promise me that you won't use this to buy anything that will increase carbon dioxide in the atmosphere."

Snowman in the middle of summer asks: 'Is it cold, or is it just me?'

"My wife said this place is climate controlled."

"Hello, county? You folks are over doing the mosquito fogging today!"

"If it weren't for the hole in the ozone, our view wouldn't be half this good."

(Mars weather): 'Very hot and dry, bitterly cold nights, ad no precipitation for the next several million years.'

Carbon Trading

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

'It's a bad combination, global warming and hot flashes.'

'Global Warming Conference'.

Global warming can't come soon enough for me!

'Global warming is having a positive effect here. For the great number facing our already hot, hot temperatures...these will now be getting hotter and hotter!'

Fish swimming by window in house

'Did my ice just melt or is it getting hotter out here?'

"First Noah said rain, then flooding, next thing it will be all due to global warming."

West Antarctic Ice Sheet Melts

"I'm okay with channel three storm team and channel four early warning team, but channel five global warming team scares."

'I can't stand much more global warming.'

'Too cold at home, too hot here: You can't stop complaining can you?'

"You look great! How did you lose the weight?"

Fungus Fish-Foods.