Climate Cartoon Enthusiast Gifts

Fish swimming by window in house

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'Unusual weather for June'

To Antarctica

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

Sub-Zero Gravity

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

Gas Cow

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

Carbon suicide

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

"I told you not to get central heating."

(Mars weather): 'Very hot and dry, bitterly cold nights, ad no precipitation for the next several million years.'

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

"My wife said this place is climate controlled."

Hey, I think I'm going to like global warming.

'Boy it's hot today!'

Snowman in the middle of summer asks: 'Is it cold, or is it just me?'

The robins are back, look!

'I first became concerned when I noticed how much faster the ice was melting in my gin and tonic.'