Cold Climate Comics Gifts

'I just had another LOUSY hot shower this morning.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Ice Fishing

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"I love this time of year."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same question'."

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

igloo smoking zone...

'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."