Cold Climate Comics Pillows

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Ice Fishing

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"I love this time of year."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same question'."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

igloo smoking zone...

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'