Cold Weather Comic Pillows

'I gotta get back to the Caribbean!'

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

The Abominable Snow Shark.

"It was so cold last night, I fell out of bed and cracked my pyjamas."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Weather today.

Greco-polar wrestling

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

My tail's cold.

Eskimo Breaking Wind

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

'It's a letter from the fish. Apparently the water was too cold for them so they went to Florida for the winter. Dang, we came all this way for nothing.'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Deep Snow All Around

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

'I'm not the first visionary who's been accused of extreme optimism.'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

"If we come across Punxsutawney Phil, you have my permission to gut him."