Cold Climate Comics Fan Pillows

"Surely it can't be normal for a penguin to suffer from chilblains!"

Flyfishing for dummies.

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"I love this time of year."

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

'California: Here I come!'

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

Igloo Building.

igloo smoking zone...

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"

Wintertime Barometer.

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

'I forgot to get show tires.'

"There go the summer people, thank God."

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'

'It was time to defrost the fridge.'

1911 - Roald Amundsen thought he was the first man to reach the southpole.

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'