Cold Climate Comics Fan Gifts

"Surely it can't be normal for a penguin to suffer from chilblains!"

Flyfishing for dummies.

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"I love this time of year."

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Igloo Building.

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

'California: Here I come!'

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

igloo smoking zone...

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"

Wintertime Barometer.

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

"There go the summer people, thank God."

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'

'Something tells me we're in for a very severe winter.'

'It was time to defrost the fridge.'

'I forgot to get show tires.'

1911 - Roald Amundsen thought he was the first man to reach the southpole.