Cold Climate Humor Fan Gifts

Oooo, yeah, you've got a bad case of freezer burn there, Charlie.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Little help?"

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"I love this time of year."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Weather today.

Greco-polar wrestling

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

My tail's cold.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Look at you, all gnarly and naked and gross!"

The Itchy Back

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

Eskimo Breaking Wind

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

How to Tell Spring is Here.

"What was she thinking?!?"

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"I want to cancel my 3 o'clock and my 4 o'clock, and oh! I want to cancel my 1:30!"

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

Gesundheit! - a christmas tree should be fresh.

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."