Cold Climate Comedian Gifts

'Something in warm, earth tones. I'm sick of white.'

'I'm not the first visionary who's been accused of extreme optimism.'

Snow-shoe Tennis

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

'...I think he's died of indecent exposure.'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Great. The freezer's broken. Now what?"

Freezing Penguins

Seriously, even I'm sick of winter this year.

'Well, you've got to learn to say NO to salesmen!'

"Now, maybe you'll see why I want the thermostat kept below 32 degrees."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"I love this time of year."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

Weather today.

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Greco-polar wrestling

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'