Cold Climate Comedy Lovers Gifts

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"I love this time of year."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Weather today.

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Greco-polar wrestling

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

My tail's cold.

Eskimo Breaking Wind

Uninhabital USA.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"CCCOOOLD!"

'And do we really need scarves for warmth? And what's with the stove top hats?!'

'I think maybe they should move opening day until it's warmer.'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

A snowman missing his base begs for change.

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

"Solar diet."

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

Deep Snow All Around

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'