Cold Weather Comedian Gifts

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'Good lord! That water is freezing!'

'Help, I've been frostbitten!'

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

Very low temperatures in the world

Deep Snow All Around

"Laugh all you want, I know it's a wig, but it's keeping me warm!"

"I've got a stuffy nose."

"I wonder what the temperature is!"

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'Wow, it must be really cold outside.'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Seven Layers.

Eskimo reads note: 'Your dinner in the Fridge.'

Greco-polar wrestling

"Please enjoy the complimentary preflight de-icing entertainment."

"I'm crazy about you, Lynn, but with the wind chill factor I just want to be good friends."

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

Captain steering house through flood.

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"I love this time of year."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

Weather today.

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."