Cold Climate Comedy Lovers T-Shirts

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"I love this time of year."

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

Weather today.

Greco-polar wrestling

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

Uninhabital USA.

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Deep Snow All Around

A snowman missing his base begs for change.

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

'I think maybe they should move opening day until it's warmer.'

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

"CCCOOOLD!"