Cold Climate Comedians T-Shirts

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

'Wrap up warm. The weatherman said it's going to be cold today.'

'And do we really need scarves for warmth? And what's with the stove top hats?!'

'Are you crazy? -- up here, water balloons are lethal!'

Nice conservatory!

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"I love this time of year."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

The Month of August

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

Weather today.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Greco-polar wrestling

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

My tail's cold.

US Winter Weather Map.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Uninhabital USA.

Eskimo Breaking Wind