Cold Climate Humor Lover Gifts

"I don't think much of this new deodorant"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"I love this time of year."

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Weather today.

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Greco-polar wrestling

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

My tail's cold.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'