Cold Climate Enthusiast Gifts

'As a matter of fact, I HAVE been thinking a lot about income trusts.'

'A salesman dropped by today. Boy, was he a fast talker.'

"The summer went so fast."

"I'm just going to find the nearest A&E, so I may be some time."

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

Professor Yomp at our Northern campus: Man waves from igloo doorway(Blubber research)

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

1911 - Roald Amundsen thought he was the first man to reach the southpole.

'Uh Oh, Jan looks like our cold temperatures are going to be around for a while.'

'I sometimes wonder how in hell we endure this.'

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'

'Just chilling... What about you?'

'It was time to defrost the fridge.'

'Just ONCE I'd like to have a summer romance!'

'Oh, that's just the door to my cellar.'

Eskimo office worker with in/uit workboxes.

"I'm not very hungry!"

'OK, so maybe we are lost...'

-I'm looking for a greenhouse. -I have just the thing for you.

Frozen Foods.

Penguin in the Freeze.

Eskimo child sells lemonade icees in the arctic north.

"Man it's freezing in here! I don't know who it is but someone keeps turning off the heating!"

Arctic slip hazard...

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

"I simply got sick and tired of constantly freezing!"

"There go the summer people, thank God."

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

I like to find houses and flip them.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Brr, you're right, now the air feels freezing!

The ever gorgeous, Harp seal.

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'I forgot to get show tires.'

'I am just going outside...'