Chilly Climate Enthusiast Gifts

'My igloo has been toasty since I insulated with fiber ice.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Snow flake

Good News about winter

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

Born to be Mild.

Global Warming.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Football fan

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

Igloo Building.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."