Icy Climate Enthusiast Gifts

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Snow flake

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Global Warming.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Baking

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"You call this ice?"

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

Football fan

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

"We used to be cooler."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day